Your name is DIRK.
Holy SHIT do you love PUPPETS.
You possess the extreme dexterity to operate your FALSE FRIENDS UNSEEN, that is, when they are not pre-ambulatory through your LOVINGLY IMBUED MECHANIZATION. You dig writing COGNITIVE ALGORITHMS FOR SAID APOCRYPHAL MEN, and you think maybe that's FUCKIN' DOPE. Guess what else is dope? Everything ELSE YOU DO. You're a sickwicked autodidact on ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS, a selfmade MASTER OF MYTHOLOGUE, and a PRETERNATURAL POPCULTURE ACADEME. You're pretty damn fond of PONIES, TOO.
Currently, you are in a THREE-WAY RELATIONSHIP with Jake English and Roxy Lalonde.
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doublepistol-kind: Of course! Its quite honestly not that bad for me right now but I'm glad that I'm off the island to just relax.
What do you have planned for the duration of your trip, island boy?
All right.
Give me a couple hours to finish up what I’m doing here and I’ll pop by your place.
Am I in trouble?
doublepistol-kind: Its honestly not that bad for me. I kind of like it here. And of course and my knickers are not in a knot thank you .
I guess you’d be used to humidity living on an island, right?
doublepistol-kind: Goodness strider. I've just been in Houston for a while now off the island so I can get some supplies is all
Before your panties start twisting; it’s a video game.
How’s the Houston humidity treating you?
Beating up innocent civilians with a giant pink dildo.
You?
>POUNCE LAUNCHING SEQUENCE ACTIVATED.
It’s good to see you too, Lalonde.
What’s up, English?
(And then I came back.)
makeamoveandthebunnygetsit:
ironictestimony started following you
hi! uh, you look sort of familiar. are you dave’s bro, too?
Yeah, that’d be me.
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